Dad

Where has dad go? Hmm? Where is milk?

My dad went to the store to get milk and cigarettes. He never cane back

by MyMomDoesntLoveMeLmao May 3, 2021

dad

not louis tomlinson

louis tomlinson is a daddy but not a dad

by halolovebot May 7, 2021

Dad Save

An improvised maneuver carried out to prevent a person or object from harm. Most often done for small children.

Maneuver is not exclusively for dads. Can also be done by other older family members or family friends.

“I would be retarded today, if my dad hadn’t done that epic dad save near the balcony of the old apartment.”

by Troll face McGee May 9, 2021

dad

depressed anxious drinking disorder

lifes a bitch its making me get dad disorder

by lilsamsixty9 June 4, 2021

My dad

Gone😢

Me: hey Dad catch the ball
Dad:
Me: oh wait i forgot my dad gone

by Loli_lord96 June 4, 2021

Dad

A man possibly woman that didn't pull out in time so he left you because you're a complete accident that no even you mother loves. That's why she "dad's" have the audacity to leave you when you're 2. So if you still have one remember that he or she (who knows) absolutely hates you.

Dad left to have sex with a frog

by Hail.za.queen June 6, 2021

dad wings

The fat that overhangs from the front of your dad’s stomach like two baby’s butt cheeks

Guy at the gym-“Damn, those are some gnarly dad wings!”
Your dad- “Yeah, I gotta do some aerobics to burn it off”

by TheGrandMansa June 8, 2021