Goon cookie

A soft goon gangster or a soft thug. When a girl look like she’s mean but she have a good heart

POV friend how it’s going with that girl you talking to she looks really mean I would be scared to talk to her.
POV me everything good. she a real goon cookie

by ilovecloudgod February 16, 2025

Pulled a cookie

The act of fucking up something in a way only Guetzli could

Why'd you let the "special" kid get a goal?
Shit, i pulled a cookie

by Shaaaaaaark July 1, 2018

avi cookie

Avi cookie always has the warmest cookies 🥵sucking his cookies is always a good time. He's toasty, butter, and his chocolates are nice and melty 🔥.

Avi cookie, let me taste your cookies

by avicookielicker April 6, 2024

Smeather cookie

The teachers pet who is always a smart and/or clever cookie

"Maddie got 100% on that math test. She is a pretty smeather cookie."

by justkeep_swimming June 29, 2016

cookie man

he sells cookies on twitter and he gives good head

omg i met a cookie man last night it was amazing

by zhack3060ti April 18, 2021

cookie money in the bathroom

Doing cocaine in the bathroom

"Hey dude, you wanna go do some cookie money in the bathroom?"

by iusethistofindwordsmybfsays October 11, 2022

cuck cookies

When you are at a friends house, freshly after cucking him with his wife. You go into the pantry and eat the untouched sweets.

"You know when P**** isnt the only thing you get when you cuck, you get cookies too, cuck cookies"

by PapaJohnDigiorno February 25, 2021