Smashed magnified to another dimension, as if I as a person was a carnival or a knight in medieval times.
by ChickInLimbo December 4, 2010
Get the 6 ways from wednesdaymug. A legendary act of filthy roadside debauchery carried out with complete disregard for hygiene, common sense, or the laws of man and nature. Born in the grungy parking lots of AutoZone and Harbor Freight, the Alamosa Way is what happens when passion meets pollution—and no one brought protection, pride, or even pants.
To “go Alamosa Way” means digging up a sun-baked, pre-used condom from the gravel near a leaky transmission fluid puddle, slapping it on (inside out, backwards—who cares?), and proceeding to perform a backseat ballet of industrial-strength regret. Bonus points if someone gets smacked in the face afterward with the rubber relic like it’s some sort of greasy ceremonial ribbon.
Witnesses have reported side effects such as:
• Temporary blindness
• Spontaneous tire fires
• An overwhelming desire to scream “DO IT FOR DALE!” mid-thrust
• A spiritual visit from a raccoon with a wrench
The full Alamosa Way experience includes:
1. A broken-down Ford Focus with no working AC
2. The faint scent of stale vape juice, expired beef jerky, and gear oil
3. A “condom” that may or may not be a balloon animal from a gas station birthday party
4. Emotional damage that lingers like the scent of burnt clutch
Local legends say: The first Alamosa Way was performed during a solar eclipse, and to this day, the oil stain where it happened still glows under blacklight.
To “go Alamosa Way” means digging up a sun-baked, pre-used condom from the gravel near a leaky transmission fluid puddle, slapping it on (inside out, backwards—who cares?), and proceeding to perform a backseat ballet of industrial-strength regret. Bonus points if someone gets smacked in the face afterward with the rubber relic like it’s some sort of greasy ceremonial ribbon.
Witnesses have reported side effects such as:
• Temporary blindness
• Spontaneous tire fires
• An overwhelming desire to scream “DO IT FOR DALE!” mid-thrust
• A spiritual visit from a raccoon with a wrench
The full Alamosa Way experience includes:
1. A broken-down Ford Focus with no working AC
2. The faint scent of stale vape juice, expired beef jerky, and gear oil
3. A “condom” that may or may not be a balloon animal from a gas station birthday party
4. Emotional damage that lingers like the scent of burnt clutch
Local legends say: The first Alamosa Way was performed during a solar eclipse, and to this day, the oil stain where it happened still glows under blacklight.
She said she was into outdoorsy stuff… so I took her behind Harbor Freight and gave her the full Alamosa Way. She hasn’t spoken to me since, but the crows won’t leave my car alone.
by XSP8 July 7, 2025
Get the Alamosa Waymug. by young failure August 10, 2017
Get the Wizzy Waymug. When you insult one of your friends/ someone you care about but it doesn’t matter because you love them regardless their flaws.
Person1: ****’s a headass haha
Person2: I thought you guys were friends..
Person1: chillll I mean it in a loving way<3
Person2: I thought you guys were friends..
Person1: chillll I mean it in a loving way<3
by Pizzaaaaaaaa December 25, 2018
Get the In a loving waymug. by Jiremoah February 25, 2017
Get the Chiny waymug. To smoke big doobies to the point that, you are stress free with no worry about a ting. To get blowed so hard you don't give a fudge. I'm saying like get dumb high and not give two 💩💩 s about the bs. Or, get lit off a gar and be like maan f**k allat foolishness... Lmao
She had me getting in my Marley ways got d*** ! - #thatpartgem
When life gets hard sometimes I get in my Marley ways to shake back
When life gets hard sometimes I get in my Marley ways to shake back
by Gem 💎 y December 23, 2023
Get the Marley waysmug. by BingQilin August 24, 2022
Get the pissing all the way to the bankmug.