Busted monkey

A tore up va-jay-jay.

Gena has a busted monkey.

by Nikkilicious85 August 16, 2016

Monkey Spam

The emails you get from friends and associates that say you that you must forward the email to everyone you know on the entire G-d damn planet because it is just ohhhh so cute/moving/funny/will make you fabulously wealthy/give you good karma/no I don't know what asinine means, why do you ask?

See also: Chain Mail

See also: Infinite monkey theorem

Received some monkey spam today. The first line said, "If you read this, you WILL forward it on. You just won't be able to stop yourself." I bet I can!

by ecognition April 23, 2009

monkey food

slang for coke in a somewhat ethnic way

hey ya got any monkey food?

by joe February 16, 2005

monkey beard

A pudenda covered with bristles, similar to a chimp or monkeys chin. Can chafe or irritate the male groin during intercourse. Usually the result of non-frequent tending to the Lady Garden.

I dumped my load all over her monkey beard.

by Steve Zodiac April 12, 2012

act a monkey

To act up inappropriately in a situation.

I got to work today and couldn't get anything done cause they act a monkey up in here.

by Blended 1 January 7, 2014

Trench Monkey

Term given to underpaid, and over qualified archaeological field technicians who work in Cultural Resource Management.

I spent the last eight months as a trench monkey.

by SFArchaeologist December 3, 2015

Monkey Cymbals

the moment before somebody something stupid. Although it may look like their thinking their actually is a monkey playing cymbals and occasionally doing back flips where their brain should be.

Yo Jag, the monkey cymbals are playing again.

Guaranteed a laugh because Monkey Cymbals is here.

by DerbyCymbals July 6, 2011