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National take calvin to Panda Express day

Omg it’s national take calvin to Panda Express day, I should take him and buy his food! Jt
by Nejeivk June 15, 2020
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Lucas: You need to get your grades up to play football, John.
Bill: Yeah, we need you for football.
John: i wanna take a pic with cardi b
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take a flying liplock to my fuck stick

A particularly poetic way of telling someone to give you a blowjob. The "liplock" in this case refers to the manner in which the recipient of this term will wrap their lips around your "fuck stick", which is a fancy term for your penis.

The recipient of this term will be so impressed by your verbal prowess that they will not be offended. This allows you and your friends to snigger openly at this person's stupidity without fear of rebuttal.
Teacher: "Could you show me your homework?"

Student: "Could you take a flying liplock to my fuck stick?"

Teacher: "Haha you little scamp. What vocabulary you have!"

Student and friends: "Snigger snigger snigger"
by 1spacedcowboy November 23, 2009
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Acronyms for Shut The Fuck Up, Get The Fuck Out and take your fail(ure) with you. Usually said after somebody ruined a serious discussion with something completely unnecessary, or said something stupid with false information.
poster 1: Can any one give me a link to urban dictionary?
poster 2: WWW.wikipedia.org
poster 3: STFU, GTFO and take your phail with you.
by delta1238 April 9, 2008
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National take jason to work with you day

Take your boyfriend jason to work with you on December 19th
Tomorrow take your boyfriend to work with you because its National take jason to work with you day
by vonnx December 18, 2021
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Take Mrs. Gloop down to the fudge room

To catch a poop
Be right back dude, I gotta take Mrs. Gloop down to the fudge room.
by Gunther Benson November 3, 2019
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