Turd Burglar

When you Dog eats the Cat shit out of the litterbox

Turd Burglar example:

My Dog ate the cat shit out of the litterbox after refusing to eat the food I made, which included the fucking $7 frozen salmon burger I cooked on the stove to mix in with the super expensive Dog food I bought from the specialty pet store! Turd Burgler!

by 1a4Chuck December 1, 2025

Turd Burglar

When your out walking your dog and your partner picks up your dogs freshly laid faeces.

"Oh look Buddy here comes Fiona the Turd Burglar to rob your shit"

by Aldo83 December 4, 2025

Turkey Turd

Somebody who acts in a goofy or aloof manner, typically used affectionately

"Dahlia was being a turkey turd last night, she reorganized all my books by height and reverse alphabetical order"

by AndromedaCheddarCheese December 7, 2025

Turd Shepard

A derogatory name for a plumber that is unstopping a fetid toilet. He protects and directs the turds to go in the proper direction.

He served a 4 year apprenticeship and only became a turd Shepard

by The plumbers professor December 20, 2025

Turd-o-glyphics

The graphical alphabet of turds in the toilet bowl, similar to Egyptian hieroglyphics.

Floating and sunken turds can represent animals, household objects, or simple shapes.

Alone or in combination, they can convey important messages.

There is no universally agreed upon interpretation of turd-o-glyphics.

After pooping, I quickly look into the toilet for any messages written in turd-o-glyphics before the turds sink, rearrange themselves, or otherwise lose their meaning forever.

Occasionally, floating turds on the move can convey multiple messages in sequence.

Sometimes I share pics or movies with friends to see if their interpretations of the messages differ from mine.

by Velvet Tongue December 22, 2025

Chicken Turd

The Kidz Bop version of Chicken Shit.

My mom won't let me curse you Chicken Turd!!!

by LArryE June 30, 2021