Sam

That kid in school who is smart but dumbs himself down so that you can feel just as smart as him. Wich is why you can find him mostly hanging out with the idiots in the school. He is a Nintendo freak and hangs out with other Nintendo freaks, and he is a dirty brush user in splatoon 2.

I hate you sam, but your my friend so keep existing.

by Peter sanderous September 22, 2020

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The most sweet and caring boy I've ever met. He's funny, kind, and gentle. If you know a Sam like the one I know, you better keep them.

G: Who's Sam?

Me: My love.

by DeezNutsHAHAGotEm2921 November 20, 2021

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Sam I Ham

Sam I Am but ham.

"I am Sam, Sam I Ham"

"Have you seen Sam I Ham today?"

by Shanspareigon April 23, 2024

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Sam

Idk man probably just a big bag o crap

Dude look at your ex, Sam, what a bag of crap

by Gwihdbdjwkdbf January 18, 2020

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Sam

Sam is a handsome devil has a nice ass is smart and can bang any chick and all girls want to get a piece of his cakes

Sam has a nice ass just want to squeeze it

by Themcakesneedmyicing February 8, 2019

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Sam

My beloved rolling husband. A Nuggy. He is talented and caring, can be adorable. Likes dogs. Obsessed with minis, but we have to remember there's balance in nature. Always loses in scrabble. He's fiiiineeee. I recommend having a Sam in your life <3 He best pairs with Paulina.

Yeah, this guy, he's a Sam.

by Paulla000 February 26, 2024

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