Fap and Run

A "Fap and run" is similar to a "Hit and run", but you don't hit, you just spray while quickly make your way. This act is highly debated as a theoretical act of a man in front of a situation that is, in a same mesure,equally exciting and frightening.

"Dude did you saw that hoe form the ring... She scares me... - Yeah same, but that booty is fap material, don't know if I should fap or run... -Why not both !"

"I'm so much into guys in uniforms chasing me... -Police ! Stay where your are! Hey What the... Central, we've got a fap and run, suspect is fapping and running"

by AxeInDaFace December 6, 2017

Dry Run

To dry hump someone until a bit of poo comes out in the form of liquid, dripping down their leg and staining the carpet.

He dry run me and now my room smells

by Richardmaker January 28, 2021

No One Runs Better Than Me

A phrase used by someone who claims to consistently get lucky in poker or similar games, often pulling the perfect card when needed to win crucial hands. It's typically said with confidence, humor, or playful arrogance.

Player 1: "You hit that flush on the river AGAIN?"
Player 2: "No one runs better than me!"

by whodat25555 February 4, 2025

911 cum run

when you are a pilot that runs to the bathroom to rub one out but as you finish the plane auto pilots into a a building

make sure we have 2 pilots so a "911 cum run" dose not happen again!

by ZackDidall his homework July 18, 2021

hit-and-run journalism

Reporting on a story, then when the story turns out to be a hoax, you don't retract the story.

The Jessie smollett saga is pure hit-and-run journalism

by Sexydimma September 19, 2022

Run

the one thing your fat ass decides NOT to do

me:*sits on couch with tostinos pizza rolls*
mom: your going to get fat doing that all day you need to run
me: wow you should win the award for worlds funniest mom

by soydora February 19, 2020

Rinse and Run

When a person exits a washroom after only briefly rinsing their hands with no soap or concern.

Timmy- "I have to go to the washroom. I'll be back"
Jane - "okay"
5 min later...
Jane - "hey timmy that was quick!"
Timmy - "yeah I just did a rinse and run"

by Meaky January 9, 2011