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Magic Carpet Ride

When you're a shemale and you ride your gurthy unicorn dildo as it’s suctioned to the yoga mat
Took a wild magic carpet ride after a long days worth of work at the SuperStore
by DickDurkley April 20, 2019
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Riding the bull

You have your parter (ideally a female with long hair) on the doggy style position without a condom.You enter from behind (anal is also possible) , grab her hair and swing them two times around your hand. Ones you are positive that you have a firm grip on her you say "baby i have aids" and try to remain inside her for as long as possible.
If you try "riding the bull " with any girl you are sure to break up soon.
by Mycool2411 August 3, 2017
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Winona Ride

Jean: I'm so stressed about the test.

Billy Korn: Bro you should just Winona ride it out...
by oreolopez July 5, 2019
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Riding Stranger

Riding in a back seat of the driver and performing a reach around. (male and female)
Suzie is driving her car while Billy gives her a riding stranger from the back seat.
by Danzanzio June 28, 2009
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Saskatchewan RIDE Program

A term originating in Ontario used to describe something useless.

A RIDE program is what DUI checkpoints are called in Ontario, since they oringinated in Etobicoke RIDE stands for Recuced Impaired Driving in Etobicoke which was later changed to Reduce Impaired Driving Everywhere once they became more widespread.

The joke among Ontario residents is that these RIDE programs (or whatever they happen to be called in Saskatchewan) would be absolutely useless in Saskatchewan as the province is so flat you would see the police lights from these roadblocks for miles away and easily be able to dodge them thus coining the phrase “as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program” to describe a useless person or object.
“Man, I gotta teach myself philosophy since my professor is about as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program”
by QuotaHunter01 January 7, 2019
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Getting a ride to school

Getting a ride to school means that you pass a test or course just because you had sex with a teacher.
Nah I passed that test by getting a ride to school from Ms. Adams.
by MyMaxPseudonym June 13, 2019
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Chariot Ride

While going doggystyle with conjoined twins and you grab both of their ponytails like the reigns of a chariot.
"Last night I gave these coinjoined twins a Chariot Ride."
by Guustaine Scoaber January 4, 2024
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