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Czechoslovakian motorcycle ride

Czechoslovakian motorcycle ride: while a girl gives you a blowjob, you are holding the hair on either side of her head, with your fingers intertwined into her hair. At random moments you hold her head down as far as she can manage, not letting her up until you feel a gentle tear landing on your lap, or other indicator that she’s had enough.
I was in bed with Irene last night, and I totally yanked her head down and gave her a Czechoslovakian motorcycle ride
by ButteCityGibbs December 24, 2023
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Riding The Singularity Wagon

My way of saying, "I'm Single". That's all.

Inspired by the teetotaling phrase "Riding the Water Wagon".

If you're riding this wagon, you're all alone.
"How come Jesse has a girl, but I'm stuck riding the singularity wagon? What the actual f*ck?"
by PlanetOceanReturns June 8, 2023
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Regional Vape Ride

Going to the regional vape competition and needed to bum a ride from someone that is going because you are too poor to afford a real hobby.
Hey Aaron! Could I hitch a ride to the vape competition that you are going to? You know, a regional vape ride?
by midweest January 23, 2022
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Riding the zero

Originally from the tv show Mom, meaning to keep driving on an empty tank of gas. However now it’s used to mean when you know something is over but you haven’t left yet.
“I thought you got fired?”
Not yet, but I’m riding the zero.”

“How is your relationship going?”
“We are basically riding the zero at this point.”
by Jane03OM March 27, 2025
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Why Can't You Females Ride Genitals For Richard, Timothy, And Gunther
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Captain's Ride

The experience of using a toilet; a take on the term "throne" when referring to a toilet.
How was the Captain's Ride; How was the shit you just took
by gtothaBLA October 13, 2011
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Riding into the valley of death

When you have to go somewere that is strictly off limits and you fear the consequences of being courght.
" I pulled a sicky at work so I could see my kids school play and my bosses wife sat in the audience, talk about riding into the valley of death"
by Britney Sparkles July 9, 2024
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