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pull a Lonnie

the act of pulling out of a female during intercourse and instead ejaculating onto her pet turtle so as not to get her pregnant.
"I went to this girl's house last night and I had to pull a Lonnie because she totally wants to have my babies."
by fun-dip May 26, 2019
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the pull back

When you go in to kiss a girl and she pulls back in disgust.
When I went in to put one on that bitch she gave me the pull back and we haven't spoken since.
by PipTowell December 6, 2006
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Pulling a Marcus

When a new-hire wins the company raffle for any prize (preferably a new tablet or ipad).
My wife totally pulled a Marcus the other day. At the end of her interview for the job, she agreed to work for the company and signed up for the raffle for the new kindle and WON IT!

Marc totally pulled a Marcus at the company summer picnic when he won the Ipad this summer. (pulling a marcus)
by hypo November 18, 2011
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Pulling An Aaron

When someone asks you a question you try to exit using a terrible excuse, even if the excuse has nothing related to the things going on around you.
B: Can you take a picture with me?
A: nah u see I gotta go get some food so

(that's an example of pulling an aaron)
by CryaoticWasntTaken June 13, 2016
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Pulled a Vlad

To pull a Vlad essentially means to totally own.

1. In video games, to pull a Vlad means to win by using an extreme amount of skill. So much skill that people's brains can't handle it and they die.

2. In school-related activities (tests, exams), to pull a Vlad means to get well over 100% (even if there's no bonus questions). In very rare occasions, marks of up to 327% have been recorded. Pulled a Vlad indeed!

3. In card games, pulling a Vlad means to utterly defeat the opponent(s) without even really trying.
1. In a game of Starcraft, a young boy is playing against 7 players online:

Boy: Let's get it on.
10 minutes later....
Guy 1-7 are defeated before they even get any buildings up.
Boy: Well, I pulled a Vlad!

2. Guy 1: How'd you do on your exam?
Guy 2: Dude I got 221%!
Guy 1: Man you pulled a Vlad!
Guy 2: Indeed.

3. Guy 1: I play this card and you lose.
Guy 2: How the fuck? It's the second turn of the game!
Guy 1: Pulled a Vlad, bitch.
by ArkaneDemon June 18, 2008
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Pulling a Sabrina

Pulling a Sabrina is when you shock people by speaking from your heart, like a leader and your words are so deep it makes people want to hug you!
What did you say during the interview for the newspaper?

Oh I was just Pulling a Sabrina and it felt pretty good.
by femalebaconloverrr November 21, 2013
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pulling a mengistu

1. the act of spite.

2. the art of oppressing a whole nation, group etc, and running away in the first sign of authority.
Gas companies are pulling a mengistu on the world.
by Semane Mengistu May 25, 2008
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