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Shower Asparagus Piss

When you pee in a hot, steamy shower after eating asparagus.
My nightly shower stream facial was extremely transformed after I remembered I ate asparagus for dinner. My facial regimen has been forever transformed by shower asparagus piss.
by Kelly the Queef Chief March 6, 2020
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Pissing your ass

When you sit at the toilet and your dick is so small that you accidently piss through the gap onto your underwear and then have to wear your piss soaked underwear until you can change them
Make sure to get an erection before you urinates so that you don't start pissing your ass

If you say "Please Stop." one more time, I'm going to piss my own ass
by Diddlemeplz December 30, 2021
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pissy pee piss

when someone says to pissy pee piss it means that they want to pee.
Victor: I love to pissy pee piss it's so fun!! Funny moment!!!
by beyondgaslighting July 14, 2022
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i pissed on her

a saying for when your getting it on but she thought you finished but really you just pissed on her. if you do this your disgusting asf and i think you needs get you uncircumcised dick away from women. they don’t want you pissing in them so fucking leave you fat forehead fucking foreskin mole rat.
i pissed on her
by idk what my name is lol November 29, 2020
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Pisses my jorts

An alternative to that grinds my gears. Which is used to describe something that makes you a bit mad or aggravate
Hey did you see how it the video kept pausing?

Yeah. Yknow what, that really pisses my jorts!
by Anonymous gay June 5, 2018
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Go Piss Gorl

A term derived from the phrase “Go Piss Girl” in which the person exclaims emotion of Slaying/Serving Realness with Confidence.
Person 1: *says anything relatable or does something in a campy/confident manner*
Person 2: “Go Piss Gorl”
by Aandeel November 18, 2022
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Old man piss

Guy in the toilet before me went for an old man piss, dirty fucker didn’t even wipe the seat
by Slazenginho November 28, 2021
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