National Bully Tall People Day

On October 25th, you are allowed to go up to any person above 5'9 and start just hating on them.

Take National Bully Tall People Day to the extreme, its a free-for-all!

by CallMeBigDill October 22, 2023

Double-Binary People's Day

Also Double-Binary Visibility Day and Double-Binary Awareness Day.

January 26th.
Origin: International Women's Day and International Men's Day added together

Happy Double-Binary People's Day!

by Shugunou October 23, 2023

Dictionary of Urban People

A place where people, specifically residing in urban areas, can give things weird, inaccurate meanings.

The Dictionary of Urban People has the best definitions on the Internet as only people who pretend to be urban use it!

by pseudonimsj October 24, 2023

kick short people into the sun month!

during the whole of october it is now KICK SHORT PEOPLE INTO THE SUN MONTH!

"its KICK SHORT PEOPLE INTO THE SUN MONTH!!!!" "oh shit"

by muhahahahhahaha October 24, 2023

Straight People Day October 29th

Since the gays have their day the straight people will have theirs! Straight People Day is a day exclusively for straight people, it doesn’t matter the color of your skin it’s just a day commemorating straight people! This exclusive holiday is on October 29th. Please everyone celebrate how awesome it is to be straight!

p1: Hey, did you hear about Straight People Day October 29th?
p2: Yes! It’s going to be so fun to post about! It’s just like national Boyfriends/ Girlfriends Day but for the gender you’re supposed to be with!
p1: I know! I can’t wait to celebrate!

by #Doglover 09 October 25, 2023

Hellcat people

Hellcat people is a term often used to define black people. These black people often drive Charger Hellcats, keep their blicky's tucked, and would most likely run from the cops.

Look at those hellcat people!

by Kus umek October 25, 2023

You're Eating People

Going by a restaurant "THEY'RE EATING PEOPLE." Usually one that is nice and has outdoor seating so that people are left confused and horrified at the food.

"ITS PEOPLE. YOU'RE EATING PEOPLE"

by absndbj November 3, 2023