When any house, apartment, condo, car, hospital or underside of a bridge looks like an ideal place to move into due only to having an incredibly miserable home life or are simply living in a shit hole.
"We've got to help my buddy out, bro. He's got the Residential Beer Goggles--he was talking about how great it would be to live on the subway."
by T0NYALPHA February 20, 2017
Get the Residential Beer Goggles mug.Porch Beers originated during COVID when we couldn't hang out inside. It's a sacred time for middle-aged suburban dads to complain about their wives (and kids). It sometimes involves looking over your shoulder before asking your buddy, "But you said that to her?"
Dave: "Tough week at work. Porch beers?"
Ankur: "Hell yeah."
Erik: "Yeah man. I've been getting my B's busted. Let's do it."
Ankur: "Hell yeah."
Erik: "Yeah man. I've been getting my B's busted. Let's do it."
by Friends Show July 19, 2025
Get the Porch Beers mug.Meaning #1: Whilst fucking your girl from behind, pour beer on your crank and use for lubricant. (WARNING: This may cause yeast infections).
Meaning #2: I new fad diet in which you only eat hot dogs and drink beer. Common exercise for this diet may include: Sitting around and doing nothing or playing beer pong and hitting on ugly bitches.
Meaning #2: I new fad diet in which you only eat hot dogs and drink beer. Common exercise for this diet may include: Sitting around and doing nothing or playing beer pong and hitting on ugly bitches.
"I need to buy more beer. I was beer dogging your mom last night and i ran out."
"Dude i love my new diet! all you have to do is nothing i don't normally do."
"Dude i love my new diet! all you have to do is nothing i don't normally do."
by QTIP-YOUR-GURL July 25, 2015
Get the beer dogging mug.Buying 1 beer at the bar and leaving it in your hand for the rest of the night because your super broke but don't want to be at the bar empty handed
by Dax Thompson February 5, 2025
Get the Accessory beer mug.by Brosephguay May 8, 2018
Get the gassin beers mug.Q: How much is a beer with the top down in vancouver?
A: you have to tip fives at least. You can’t flip loonies underhanded like in Thunder Bay.
A: you have to tip fives at least. You can’t flip loonies underhanded like in Thunder Bay.
by Madam patterson April 26, 2024
Get the beer with the top down mug.The act of pouring beer down ones pants and yelling "pants beer" either before, during, and/or after the act. The act became popular in late-2023 among college campuses and on social media especially on the Instagram account oldrowofficial. The act has been controversial and many have suggested that it is a form of alcohol abuse. The overwhelming majority of commentors to social media seem to agree that the act is stupid as it wastes beer, does not increase ones intoxication level, creates the illusion of one pissing ones pants, and leads to wet and often frigid testicles.
by roddy- December 12, 2023
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