Shower Asparagus Piss

When you pee in a hot, steamy shower after eating asparagus.
My nightly shower stream facial was extremely transformed after I remembered I ate asparagus for dinner. My facial regimen has been forever transformed by shower asparagus piss.
by Kelly the Queef Chief March 07, 2020
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Piss-stain graffiti

Piss-stain graffiti is graffiti that is sprayed on someone else's property. It always lacks creativity and is sprayed for the purpose to look cool in front of your friends. It won't make you look cool, but it will make you an asshole.
Poser: Hey dude, check out what I tagged last night!

Normal kid: You fuck-up that's piss-stain graffiti!

*Poser gets beat by the normal kid*
by brotato4881 May 11, 2010
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pissed off pansexual

"Damn that is a pissed off pansexual right there."
by Strange snail May 19, 2021
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little piss baby

Texas Governor Greg Abbott, following the passage and court reinstatement of Texas H.B. 20, a Texas law that imposes censorship limitations on websites active in Texas.
"Greg Abbott is a little piss baby."

"Do I discern a tautology?"
by RevWaldo September 26, 2022
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Pisses my jorts

An alternative to that grinds my gears. Which is used to describe something that makes you a bit mad or aggravate
Hey did you see how it the video kept pausing?

Yeah. Yknow what, that really pisses my jorts!
by Anonymous gay May 14, 2018
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Pissing your ass

When you sit at the toilet and your dick is so small that you accidently piss through the gap onto your underwear and then have to wear your piss soaked underwear until you can change them
Make sure to get an erection before you urinates so that you don't start pissing your ass

If you say "Please Stop." one more time, I'm going to piss my own ass
by Diddlemeplz December 30, 2021
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Gandalf Piss Challenge

when a group of grown men dress up like Lord Of The Rings wizard, Gandalf, and see who can piss the best.
by SassyBoyoooo July 13, 2020
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