Ninja Sub

A virgin or someone who is 13 years old

"Did he ever have sex?"
"No, he is a Ninja Sub"
"Oooh, that explains everything"

by therealpanix December 12, 2018

ninja games

Ninja games are a genre of games that people named “Dan”strongly dislike more then other named people

Dan-“I hate ninja games”

by Brown beanz September 1, 2021

Ninja

Angry Fortnite streamer with red hair

has hot wife

Diagnosed with ligma

played with drake once

Yo did you hear? Ninja has ligma

FUCK YOU KID, YOU'RE ADOPTED

by XxCocksucker69xX February 2, 2019

va-ninja

A person who stans Horror ninja Vanja, also known as Vanja.

"dude did you see that hilarious and wonderful tweet vanja just made?"

"oh robert youre such a va-ninja!"

by fairybelled October 24, 2020

Wax ninja

One highly skilled in the art of making skin silky smooth.

I went to get a brazilian from the wax ninja today

by Wax Ninja June 19, 2014

ninja mission

Any secretive adventure legal or not, good or bad.

Damn my in-laws are visiting again! Gotta go on a ninja mission to get high!

Sarah just got a new girlfriend. She works at the mall. Ninja mission?

Marah just had her baby, let’s go on a ninja mission tonight and drop off some food!

by YubNub83 September 5, 2019

ninja-text

A text message that reaches your phone without making a noise, vibrating, or indicating in any way that you have received said text. The ninja-textee is shocked to find, minutes later, that there is a text in their inbox.

Guy: "Hello? You there? I've texted you like three times!"

Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"

Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"

by TextMessageNinja November 27, 2011