relax hard

Akin to "Work(ing) hard"
Means : Sleeping ( like a log ) like, really into relaxing. And probably, doing other relax(y) stuff too.
Not to be confused with : Slacking off

You: Gonna have a free weekend this week. Any plans?
Me : relax hard

by TsarAlam May 16, 2018

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

hard as balls

something that isn't very hard at all (cause balls aren't hard?)

Person 1: I ran a marathon the other day.
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: Hard as balls!

by aidanterrenceronaldhuntjungleb July 23, 2021

hard Virgin

someone who doesn't lose the virginity and wanks themself off every night

harry is a hard virgin

by Hard Virgin August 6, 2020

hard rubbish

Durable goods that are no longer desireable or broken that are to be discarded.

my yard is full of hard rubbish / i guess the neighbors must think i run a meth lab

by woggamogga April 5, 2016

HARD 180

When you post on social media and everyone wants to chime in that you’re wrong!

I took a HARD 180 on that because I realized the people commenting were ignorant!

by FREDERICK SUSANNE May 26, 2020

Hard mist spray

When you're shittting on the toilet with a boner and your pee sprays up between the seat and the base of the toilet to either go on your pants or make a puddle on the floor.

Haha Peter must have hard mist sprayed look at the piss stain on his ass!

Son- "I think the toilets leaking from the bottom"
Dad- "no son, your hard mist spray created a puddle"

by Chapychoo November 29, 2017