mixed eggs

Professional mixed eggs

Me: Maddy do you know what mixed eggs are? Maddy: no wtf is that, aren’t you American?
Me: Americans are weird

by Pooplead September 22, 2020

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Shaggy egg

A liv is someone that’s is very kind and nice however can be irritating when attempting to steal a pencil case or personal object, overall very nice and amazing person that will call you at 6am or 11pm to play minecraft, makes you blush too much tho would recommend for Christmas and definitely worth the cop

Wow thanks mum a shaggy egg liv

by Fredb September 30, 2020

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egg

egg cult. EGG CULT. Also its something that comes out of a butthole. Yeah kinda gross

I like eggs

by deadkilly October 13, 2020

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Egg nog

The reason Christmas is enjoyed (other than presents). The original recipe was Norfolk origin from the strong ale called nog.

egg nog is life

by LongJohnJohn October 16, 2020

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egg

you shove it up your ass

"ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shit that egg hurt but i gotta get it through customs"

by vestiary egg July 14, 2022

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Mr Egg

a wonderful among us bean in the seiries GameToons, which is a shitty animation and storytelling company that likes money. mr egg is an amazing, british, pink/orange/maroon, cute among us character in among us logic. a seires that wasnt shit.

human 1: my favorite character in aul is mr egg!
human 2: didnt he replace mr cheese?
human 1: the gentleman replaced mr cheese dumbass

by yeetydagamerr July 16, 2022

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