Free Ballen

Slicing your own testicles and filling the cavity with Tide Pods (or any other object or substance).

“Ey bru, you free ballen tonight?”
“Slicing n Dicin’ my brutha. Straight clean like Tide, Son”

by MisAnthroPissed September 22, 2023

Free Promo

if u broke and cant afford promo dm @eggplantug on ig

i need some free promo but im broke

just dm @eggplantug

by eggplant underground November 24, 2024

free playstation

getting banned from the popular game overwatch 2 for 6 days ):

russian guy : dawg i wrote free playstation in the overwatch 2 chat and i got banned

big ass guy: its cuz ur crippled bro

by crippled russian April 26, 2023

No free game

1. The act of charging a fee for something valuable that can’t be learned or taught without the knowledge and experience of living through it in real life…

2. Keeping something to yourself that you know can accumulate revenue and can be profitable if sold not told…

3. The make up of an individuals swagg, characteristics, morals, values, and principles that make him/her uniquely different from others that can’t be cloned… everything about oneself that others seek to obtain or learn, but keeping it to yourself and charging a fee for the game you possess is sets you apart from giving out “free game”

1: Her: can you show me how to post an add
Him: Man U kno it ain’t nun free over here it’s no free game wit me

“Man I’m not giving out no free game when this play hit Forsure”

I’m taxin everybody for this move ain’t no free game this way at all…

by Finessekingsmoke September 19, 2023

It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .

Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!

by QuacksO January 4, 2020

free eater

A person who is not on any sort of diet and eats whatever they want, whenever they want.

"Is Pete a vegetarian?" "No, he's a free eater."

by ashleyboggle April 17, 2021

Free Birding an Intersection

When a driver accelerates through a yellow light knowing full well that shit will turn red before they get in the intersection. If done properly, the driver will end up running a red light.

Often, passengers will scream "FREE BIIIIIIRD!" for the duration of the intersection.

See also: Pennsylvania Left, Pittsburgh Left

"Dude I nearly died today, some jagoff was Free Birding an Intersection during rushour!"
"No way, was that the 3 car pileup at North and Main?"
"No, that guy was making a Pennsylvania Left."

by lordg52 June 9, 2022