Umbrella Job

Also commenly known as a "UJ", an Umbrella Job is one of, if not the most, dangerous sexual procedure to perform. When performed correctly, it gives the "reciever" the most mind blowing orgasm known to all men (or women), however the process of the "giver" to the "reciever" is a very delicate and dangerous one, so it is rarely attempted.

Guy 1: "Dude, did she give you UJ?"
Guy 2: "Oh, you mean an Umbrella Job?"
Guy 1: "Yea, duh!"
Guy 2: "Well...kinda... "
Guy 1: "What do you mean kinda?!"
Guy 2: "Well she tried, but sadly...she died."

by Riley J April 10, 2008

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ham job

A ham job means whacking off a pig.

"Mr. Porky" came running when the ham job bell rang.

Seconds later he was getting some hot manual loving from the Miss Piggy glove.

by scodder May 26, 2010

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ruler job

the act of being wanked off by a ruler

Man! Ashley really gave me a good ruler job the other day!

by zack December 2, 2004

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grease job

A grease job is the act of eating a double cheeseburger from Mcdonalds, and then having your sexual partner use the wrapper to aid in administering a hand job.

Man I can't believe it, beck actually gave me a grease job right in the parking lot last night!

by Randy Randolph August 6, 2016

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Corn Job

Employment in a corn-related vocation.

After his brief stint as a fluffer, Stu took up a corn job.

by CarltonEsq July 22, 2011

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fluff job

a fluff job is when someone trys to have sex with a soft toy. eg - teddy bears etc.

most likely afterwards finding bits of fluff from the toy in their mouth.

"i hope my teddy had as much fun as i did! that was the best fluff job EVER!"

by Reece McElroy August 22, 2007

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