I am lesbian

What I wish I could tell my parents...

"Mom and Dad, I've wanted to tell you for a while, so here I go... I am lesbian"-your daughter

by timmmyturrner May 3, 2024

genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini

Someone, often with blue hair and heavy breasts, who identifies themselves as a queer zucchini. Common pronouns include zucchini/zucchiniself, im/valid, ze/zir, and i/hate/your/opinion. If you refer to a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini as "he", "she", or "they", you are violently misgendering them and deserve to rot in a hole along with Adolf Hitler. Anybody who is remotely skeptical of this identity is actively contributing to genocide. Also, a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini is typically welcoming toward a polyamorous relationship with up to 35 participants, as well as a relationship with a minor between 13 and 18 years of age.

I identify as a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini.

by dadydonald May 22, 2024

Shock Value Lesbian

A lesbian that frequently jokes about relations with a man for shock value. The man referenced is often a fictional character.

The Salesman could give me the choice between the bread or the lottery ticket, and I would reach for his waistband! – a shock value lesbian

by anonymous January 18, 2025

Ancient Carthaginian leasing technique

When you create a line of cum around one’s property, to stop flamed from flooding outside the property once you light it aflame, most similar to the ancient Roman tactics used in the northern African city of Carthage

“Man, I can’t believe my buddy just used that Ancient Carthaginian leasing technique on me! That dummy!”

by MrBunBuns1496 April 23, 2025

brown star lesbian

the poop hole loophole but for lesbians (gold star lesbian with only anal w men)

“damn I thought hope was a gold star.”
“nah she does anal w gunner. she’s a brown star lesbian”

by Gardnerghost May 3, 2025

brown star lesbian

the poop hole loophole but for lesbians (gold star lesbian with only anal w men)

“damn I thought hope was a gold star.”
“nah she does anal w gunner. she’s a brown star lesbian”

by Gardnerghost May 3, 2025

Dirty crusty lesbian

A lesbian who plays local women’s afl for an outter suburbs team. This individual will also be in office administration and drive a suv

Look at that dirty crusty lesbian

by anonymous May 30, 2025