porch cookie

A special package left out front for porch pirates to steal.

Jim left a porch cookie out this morning and now there's a thief walking around with orange glitter superglued to his face.

by FrameDragging December 9, 2020

nuts in your cookie

Someone who’s got a bun in the oven.

You got nuts in your cookie after your honeymoon?

by The Goon Eliminater November 30, 2019

Pink cookie

All men wanna eat it then smash it all at once. Some boys wanna get at least more than one different cookie. I don't know why but I guess they like the taste.

I wanna taste your pink cookie

Lemme taste that delicious pink cookie of yours

When we get home lemme see your cookie

Damn that cookie taste gooooooooooood

by Kawaiiella August 18, 2019

Cookie

The food you give yo girl so she luv you

Evan: Hey Kylee wanna cookie
Kylee:hell nah I fat enough

by Blue GOD May 20, 2019

cookie

Delicious

Cookies are yummy

by tastychilde March 27, 2023

Circus cookie

Very good pussy, premier puss

Out of all of her friends she had the circus cookie

by Nxf1 November 13, 2020

cookie monster

Somebody who engages in performative allyship in order to figuratively earn cookies from marginalized folks and/or other allies.

Given that Tracy is herself white, she looks like a huge cookie monster every time she goes and Facebook an announces how much she's fed up with white people.

by PoppyLand February 21, 2018