I'm just a chill guy

A guy who does not care about anything.

Bro1: Bro look at the two couples.

Bro2: I do not care i'm just a chill guy.

by Ninjaltf December 12, 2024

I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."

"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"

by Khyzer September 18, 2019

I'm not changing my priorities

Like the scene from game of thrones "You pretend to be me and you raped them" so no I'm not doing the fucking caste system. The women that fuck him thinking he was me or go fuck yourself trash-mob.

Hym "I'm not changing my priorities. If 'don't pretend to be other people so you can rape women who are out of your league' isn't a priority that needs to change then there are no priorities that need to be changed. No relationships. If you try to set me up before I get my credit and money I will stab the shit out of anyone I have to fuck. I'm not doing it."

by Hym Iam December 6, 2025

I'm gonna throw my shit around!

In this context, "I'm gonna throw my shit around!" means to throw one's strength or power around right before they're about to do something badass.

"I'M GONNA THROW MY SHIT AROUND!!!"

by GenhisChiggisTemujinKhan December 17, 2024

I'm a

A self-absorbed term used too much on the daily.

"I'm a great person who deserves everything."

by mae1alv April 24, 2022

I'm a switch!

I'm a bottom in denial

Person: I'm a switch!
Your a bottom

by FlutterVaporeon February 22, 2024

I'm Killed

Another way of saying "I'm dead"

Haha I'm killed XD

Dude just told a funny joke, I'm killed.

He thought he ate that, I'm killed.

by X9od September 28, 2023