cunt monkey

a less than affectionate term for the young offspring of a human female

tom: is matt coming out on the lash with us tonight?
gareth: nah, cherly's making his stay in to watch the cunt monkey.

by crxchaos July 7, 2006

Cunt Dumpling

Chunks of yeast in a women's vagina when they have a yeast infection.

Hey bro, I went down on Lindsay last night and she had some major cunt dumplings. Soo nasty!

by missmurder213445 July 8, 2011

shameless cunt

A person who will do anything for attention.

Did you see Kendra up North showing her hairy ass to the entire crowd? What a shameless cunt!

by LittleRoman November 6, 2013

cunt gobbling

the act of viciously devouring one's vagina.

"Man, there was some hardcore cunt gobbling going on between those two lesbos."

by AJ Starkey June 19, 2008

cunt privileges

A women, usually a feminist getting what they want for no other reason then having a swinging pair of tits and two pieces of roast beef between their legs

Rick: He doesn't have cunt privileges morty, he can't just bail on his life and set up shop in someone else's.

by The unknovvn July 19, 2016

Jello Cunt

When one female in a crowd tells a really shitty joke that bombs.

Brunette Female: "So there are three women sitting at a bar
The brunette says "My pussy is so big, I can fit a cucumber in it, the red head says "Well my pussy is so big, I can fit a pickle jar in it, the blonde says "my pussy is so big...and she slides down the bar stool"

Crowd: "...."

Another brunette to another red head " I think I'm gonna make my gynecologist appointment for this week, so I'm not such a Jello Cunt"

by StarfishBrownies July 27, 2010

Moose cunt

A cunt from Canada.

Jim- Where's Caitlin from?

Meg- Canada. Why?
Jim- ok that explains why she is a real moose cunt.

by TJ148 May 22, 2014