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Cookie Monster

A Crack Fiend ; referring to the character on Sesame Street who always needing his cookies.
A Cookie Monster / Fiend : A person who is hunched over , always scatchin their hands and elbows , usually have a low complexion , willing to do sexual acts or give food up for a hit of your crack
by Big_White_La_Flare November 18, 2009
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danish cookie

A young handsome guy that a girl would reffer to as Onii-Chan who is very smart, attractive and an amazing boyfriend.
1. Girl: "Omg look at that girl, she has a danish cookie with her!"
2. Girl: "Oh damn I wish I had one too! They are so smart, attractive and I heard they are great boyfriends too!"

1. Girl: "They are!"
by BittyCorn February 20, 2017
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Texas Mud Cookie

The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.
Bro, let’s go hog hunting and get some Texas Mud Cookies.
by Certified Hunni March 11, 2024
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Cookie Cutter Car

A car that is either a Sedan (4 door car), Truck, or SUV (Sport Utility Vehicle), that look like, or blend in, with other cars on modern roads

Examples of vehicles include, but are not limited to:

Trucks
Ford F-150, Chevy Silverado, GMC Sierra, Dodge RAM, Toyota Tundra, Ford Ranger, Chevy Colorado, Honda Ridgeline, Ford Maverick

SUVs
Ford Escape, Toyota RAV4, Chevy Blazer, Honda CR-V, Hyundai Tuscon, Jeep Avenger, Chevy Trailblazer, Chevy Equinox, Mercedes GLE

Sedans
Toyota Corolla, Nissan Altima, Kia Optima, Tesla Model S, Ford Fusion, Chevy Malibu, Volkswagen Passat, Chrysler 300, Subaru Legacy
Todd: "Hey man, do you ever wonder why so many cars today all look so similar?"
Jim: "Yeah, its because they're all basically 'Cookie Cutter Cars.' Manufacturers trying to cheap out, I reckon"
by Lucario from Discord May 10, 2024
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Rookie Cookie

A weak-ass, flodging type motherfucker who acts like he about that street life, but is an undercover chicken-hearted lame.
J-Tee was acting like a hood nigga until that street nigga brandished that yawk and put it to his face. Fucking rookie cookie.
by DeadNGon3 April 28, 2021
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TVX cookie

Guy: dude have you seen TVX Cookie?
Other guy: nah
by Tvx storm June 14, 2022
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Cookie Gate

Not to be confused with the 2003 Cookie Gate scandle, This time it takes place in 2023 when hit streamer and internet personality Pokimane, scammed thousands of brokies with her whitelable cookie brand, truely a horrible case of capitalism and consumerist mindsets...
"oh my god, i cant believe the pokimane cookie gate scandle!"
by Cookie Gate November 24, 2023
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