Cat paralysis

When a cat lays down on something, therefore making that thing incapable of movement

“Ahh shit, I can’t come over. I have cat paralysis right now”

“I wanted to use my laptop but it’s got cat paralysis”

by KermitGold March 21, 2023

Cat logic

A phenemenon where cats do something that seems weird to us but somehow makes sense to them

John: Why is your cat sitting on my pizza??
Jack: I don't know man, its a cat logic thing.

by Catloafer March 30, 2023

Random Cat

Rushing the game Doors in Roblox and causing Rush to kill everyone in the lobby.

Wow, someone pulled a random cat in Roblox Doors and made the whole lobby die to rush.

by IsleTourGuide February 3, 2023

Cat in a toilet

The art of taking a domesticated feline, preferably an adult one and putting in a toilet bowl and closing the lid. It is a daunting chore akin to getting a dog into a bathtub. Very tricky, but once you have it down, it is pure joy.

Stacie was tired of that old tabby cat, so she put that cat in a toilet. And when she let it out, it ran out of the house and never came back. Great way to un-ass a stupid cat.

I never noticed how big Katlyn's mouthhole was until she crushed that cinnamon bun. I bet you could stuff your pork sword and your whole coin purse in her maw. It would be a task, like getting a cat in a toilet.

by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023

cat in the kennel

a phrase often used to describe something that is out of place

for example a cat is not meant to be in a kennel as they are typically used for dogs

The really tall guy at a concert stood out like a cat in the kennel

by definingdemon69 October 19, 2023

bread cat

A word used to define a short fat guy with no swag, nor steeze. This person can optionally have a obese mother.
Furthermore, a Bread Cat has NO HOES at all.

"Hey look at that short idiot with a fat mom, he must be a bread cat!"

by KalleTheRealer October 30, 2023

Zena Cat

Zena cat is a little mischievous creature from the pits of hell.

Sanstwotwo: Hey do you know that shadowfan12507 guy?
Person 2: The one that posts Zena Cat?
Sanstwotwo: yeah, he got banned!
Person 2: Deserved, imagine dying to boa h smh

by kock25555 November 4, 2023