best mother

a mother who does anything for her child even if the mother goes little for the child.

{Mother}"I love you son. your my best friend." {Son}"I love you too mama your my best friend can I have some of your cheese and crackers?"{Mother}"Of course son I would do anything for you honey!" {Son}" your the best mother ever! next time i get cheese ill share with you I promise."

by mental abuser June 29, 2023

Skibidi mewing and rizzing in ohio while looking at the best gyatts and hitting the griddy

if you have ever used these words together in a sentence while speaking to someone, please never talk to anyone ever again.

Person 1: Hey man, lets do some skibidi mewing and rizzing in ohio while looking at the best gyatts and hitting the griddy!

Person 2: *turns into an irish skibidi gooner* WHAT IN THE ACTUAL SIGMA HAVE YOU DONE TO MY LEVEL 85489284483992018384742982 GYATT

by skippythetoiletfan June 1, 2024

Boy best-friend day

National Boy Best-Friend Day takes place on the 8th of June. It’s a day where you appreciate you’re boy best friends, wether that’s on snap, ig, over text or in person.
If you don’t already have a boy best friends, June 8th is your day to find one!

Girl: ‘It’s national boy best-friend day, I appreciate everything you do for me and all our laughs, love you!’
Her boy best-friend: ‘Thanks!’

by Sixtycent June 2, 2024

Lewis best

Ugly silly specky goofball who is often seen cycling around the town of Carrickfergus with his partner in crime, Flat Matt. His favourite food is peanuts and he never fails to be a absolute fucking melter

Trimbo - who is that brutal goofball riding his bike

Barney - oh, that must be lewis best

by LOLOLOLOL JARED XD June 6, 2024

Best Dad

Raymond Bentum

You’re so right, Raymond Bentum is the best dad.

by http_ambziii June 16, 2024

Brayden Best

Someone who probably touches kids, never shuts up about his disabled arm, is very unfunny, and really likes drinking piss.

Sam: Is that guy drinking piss?
Patrick: That’s just Brayden Best.

by IBeatMyKids27 June 18, 2024

Best Atheist Argument

Mine.

Hym "I'm pretty sure the best atheist argument against the existence of God was mine. Which was (If you all don't remember which you probably don't even have to because you clearly have access to this in a way I do not) If God exists, it created an inferior race of being to have it's way with for eternity. If it's a sentient lifeform that did this deliberately, it is either culpable or directly responsible for everything that happens here. This is both the worst possible iteration of reality conceivable and something I wouldn't have ever chosen. Which means it's non-consensual. It (God) is, therefore, either evil or incompetent. I mean, seriously, I've been trying to poop for like 10 minutes now. I sat down because I- Ope, there it goes. I got it out while I was editing. But even now, my legs are numb because I've been on the toilet for so long. Hold on.................................... (Had to wipe) Alright... So, I'm literally a captive. Beyond that I'm trapped here with you. Which is not going great. And, um, yeah... "

by Hym Iam June 20, 2024