Mentally hard stuck

If someone doesn't evolve mentally and is stuck like in a certain elo in League of Legends

Oh look at this stupid person, he is mentally hard stuck!

by DatBoi0000001 March 8, 2018

In between a cock and a hard place

Most likely in a prison shower, you get stuck in between the wall/floor and a big man with a big erect penis

So how was your stay at the penitentiary Johnny?
I dropped the soap and got stuck In between a cock and a hard place!

by Tony_Pepporoni December 23, 2022

Dinner Box Hard On

When a severely overweight family member mysteriously sprouts a neck for 4 hours when aroused by greasy fast food stuffed into a box. Side effects : necessity to use 2 scales, mental retardation, inability to fix vehicles, and diarrhea of the mouth

My cousin gets a dinner Box Hard on

by Familyroasts November 24, 2017

mia harding

Living goddess she is hot and smexy and makes u go hard

That girl is so hot she must be a Mia Harding

by RoRo Rox July 8, 2019

The Harding

Where that nigga shrek resides

Yo that nigga Shrek in the Harding

by Shannon2Clean July 5, 2025

Die Hard

It is when you want to have sex with a grandma but she fucking forgets how to do it. This will result in her thinking "sex" is hugging your dick.

Jared: I had to die hard with my fucking grandma
Fred: Mt grandma once squeezed my dick so hard that it exploded into little shitty flakes of cum

by coconut gun December 12, 2019

Try-hard

An extremely cringey, total tard, that probably psychopathic, man-child that doesn't know when or how to give up. The man-child will keep trying his very hardest effort, increasing the level of effort in hopes that one day, it will work. Unfortunately it will never work out.

a Pretty Boy Satan on twitter is the perfect example of such man-child. Try-hard.

by ryo94 January 30, 2018