Missing Nut

When a Male has finished wanking, he cannot locate the so-called nut, making it the missing nut.

Dude, I was pissing my pants yesterday. My sister used the bathroom after me, and I think she found my Missing Nut based off of her scream.

Damn bro, you're dead!

by Livinlikelanger April 4, 2019

Slug nutted

When you nut on your own balls and smack them off a girls forehead

Yo last night I straight slug nutted this girl Ashley....

by MeMeWeeWee July 15, 2018

nut buffer

nuht buhf-fer

noun; the human tongue, used in a sexually derogatory fashion

verb; the sexual act of licking a man's testicles with exhausting vigor

See also; cunt scrubber

1. Langston needs to quit wagging his nut buffer and get back to work!

2. My girlfriend gave me a serious nut buffer. Dig deep, baby. Dig deep.

by Mr. Magnificent the Elder March 20, 2014

Deez Nuts

The most hilarious Vine of 2015.

hey, something came in the mail today .
what?
DEEZ NUTS ha! Got em!

by Xpolanco19 March 16, 2016

Wilt Nuts

White girl who laughs at the thought of something dirty

any white girl who is crazy and laughs funny and may have Nuts "wilt nuts"

by a wilt friend January 1, 2012

nut-blam

The use of extreme force upon male genitalia in video games.

Oh Man! I just nut-blamed that bitch!

by Scorpius357 May 24, 2006

taco nut

Nutting inside a soft-shelled taco, then eating it.

Damn I just taco nutted.

by KAIDENWOLFE February 14, 2017