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maka the sandwich

A youtuber who primarily does The Binding of Isaac content, he is also in love with his fellow friend Bloodman, Maka is also known for his funny jokes and usually goofy demeanor, he is also know for his enemy Akam who is the opposite of him
A: Damn is that Maka the sandwich.
B: Yeah bro.

A: He's such a Maka the sandwich.
B: Yeah he acts like him sometimes.
by Bloodman June 26, 2024
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Turd Sandwich

From the TV series of South Park, Stan is made to choose between a Turd Sandwich or a Giant Dooche for the school mascot, but personally, VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH! VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH! VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH! VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH!
Stan: So you want me to choose between a Giant Dooche or a Turd Sandwich...?
Cartman: VOTE FOR GIANT DOOCHE
Kyle: VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH
by TimmySuckey January 27, 2025
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P&BJ Sandwich

v. The act of giving a blowjob while simultaneously making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
"Woah, she totally gave me a P&BJ Sandwich last night!"

"No way, dude. I don't believe you."
by quiliff December 11, 2016
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Shit Sandwich Theory

A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college

You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.

You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?

You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?

How could this have been avoided?

Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace

Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
Statement:“Land doesn’t vote, people do”

Retort: “Shit sandwich theory”
by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022
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Peanut and jam sandwich

When your girl is on her period and you shit on the floor and you have sex in the shit and blood
Nan wana make a peanut and jam sandwich with me
by HentaiHeaven October 16, 2019
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Liquor Ball Sandwich

Just get lubed up between them with a bottle of liquor
Yo so two girls invited me over to the hot tub tonight. So I had to go over and make a liquor ball sandwich.
by RICK FROM PAWN STARS 69 January 29, 2022
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Mexican Tortilla Sandwich

A collection of toppings, including meat, vegetables, cheese and sour cream compiled into a tortilla. Sometimes adorned with hot sauce or salsa.
Hey, wanna go get some tacos?
Naw, but I'd be down for some mexican tortilla sandwiches!
by alabasterjeff December 9, 2011
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