eat shit

an expression of extreme dislike or anger when used in the imperitive, ie go fuck yourself

"You THINK I'm the selfish one in this relationship, Jack? Well, eat shit and die!"

by Rachel Broderick April 20, 2005

shooting the shit

The art of talking for a lengthy period of time, yet accomplishing nothing.

We spent all of Saturday afternoon shooting the shit about inchworms.

by Joe Strailey October 30, 2003

Ain’t shit

Liers, cheaters, gossiping , overly selfish people

He ain’t shit, for leaving me with these kids to raise alone

by KLovebug October 10, 2017

Bird Shit

When a person goes the bathroom and plays Angry Birds. This usually involves sitting on the toilet for so long that your legs fall asleep.

Coworker : Man where have you been for the last hour?
Me : I had to take a bird shit its been a stressful day.
Coworker : I had one of those last week.

by Nomah1000 July 13, 2012

Shit Bandit

Someone who gets wasted at a party and shits on the floor, the couch, and the wall. Then, the Shit Bandit leaves mysteriously, like a bandit, leaving his friends behind to clean up the mess. The "Party Pooper" is called a Shit Bandit because he steals the fun from the party, like a crafty, stinky, fecal-covered bandit.

When Tyler shit everywhere at the party, then mysteriously left, everyone knew that he was a real Shit Bandit.

by Gaz55 February 18, 2008

shit & run

ringing somebodys doorbell, taking a ginormous dump on the step and running for your life whilst doing evil laughs ...

Bobby: What do you want to do tonight?
Jimmy: lets shit & run at marias house
Bobby: lets do it

later maria opens her door

Maria: ahhhh what the fuck is this thing ahhhhhh ... mmm tastes good...

by Abi and Katie July 4, 2008

shit chimp

slang term for nigger

bob (points to laquisha): "god, that is one horrific looking shit chimp!"

mike: "i know, that nig is hitting at least 400 pounds!"

by nig_stomper2 April 14, 2010