Burping the Snake

Another name for masterbating. Beating the Meat, Choking the Chicken, wacking off, etc.

She was out on another business trip so I was stuck at home, burping the snake.

by Giarraputo October 21, 2018

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Dilly Snake

A snake that lives inside your shoe and damages your foot. Typically found in Alabama

Gurben: "Ey billey theres a dilly snake in my shoe dargit!"
Billy: "As such in our cuntrey."

by John Cront December 2, 2018

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Snake bite

When someone inserts lemon juice anally, then and another person sucks it out of their anus followed by a shot of tequila.

"Last night we tried something new, its called the snake bite"

by GreenWeenie6100 January 5, 2022

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“ i’d never give anyone ur address lol “

“ even jf we have an arguement im not gonna give them ur address “

“ Hi my name is amelia and i am a snake and love saying the nwofd “

by Amelia + kouesi January 3, 2021

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Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.

Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."

by MadDawgDylan January 3, 2020

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