Sam

The most sweet and caring boy I've ever met. He's funny, kind, and gentle. If you know a Sam like the one I know, you better keep them.

G: Who's Sam?

Me: My love.

by DeezNutsHAHAGotEm2921 November 20, 2021

Sam I Ham

Sam I Am but ham.

"I am Sam, Sam I Ham"

"Have you seen Sam I Ham today?"

by Shanspareigon April 23, 2024

Sam

Idk man probably just a big bag o crap

Dude look at your ex, Sam, what a bag of crap

by Gwihdbdjwkdbf January 18, 2020

Sam

Sam is a handsome devil has a nice ass is smart and can bang any chick and all girls want to get a piece of his cakes

Sam has a nice ass just want to squeeze it

by Themcakesneedmyicing February 8, 2019

Sam

My beloved rolling husband. A Nuggy. He is talented and caring, can be adorable. Likes dogs. Obsessed with minis, but we have to remember there's balance in nature. Always loses in scrabble. He's fiiiineeee. I recommend having a Sam in your life <3 He best pairs with Paulina.

Yeah, this guy, he's a Sam.

by Paulla000 February 26, 2024

Sam Dixon

An Aussie slang for a bad motorcyclist

Wow you are a Sam Dixon on that motorbike

by yfytctf97 October 20, 2022

SAM

A Sam is a very shabby kind of person who will never be able to do a backflip while eating a lemon. If u ever date a Sam you will be sure to get many kinds of infections when looking deep into his eyes while eating a lemon. He may look at meme all day long and play fortnite but he is still a little funny or at least u laugh so that he doesn’t cry because he is a sensitive person especially when he eats lemons.

“Omg I’m so sad because my friend can do a backflip while eating a lemon but I can’t”
Other person “well it’s financial because Sam can’t do it either”

“Ohhh yay”

by Pablo despasiyo December 23, 2018