Rough riding rectal retard

Repeated dorkiness in one.

Jeff was being a rough riding rectal retard yesterday

by MYsTeRious7wiErDneSS May 27, 2022

mullet ride

The act of eating a cooter, she grabs your mullet so you can’t stop. Aka “Free Mullet Ride”

“Jenny, want a Mullet Ride?” “Hell yes, but excuse my furry cooter!”

by HillbillyCousinFucker April 14, 2020

Little Brown Riding Hood

Taking a shit in a ladies hooded gown then tying the hood to her head via the pull cords and feltching her face until climax

"I'm about to get me a little brown riding hood"

by T0mmyKn1fe August 19, 2016

Chill Ride

A motorcycle riders way of saying “do not stick to the speed limit”.

It means to cut up traffic with the homies, do wheelies, burnouts, and basically anything to wake up the whole state.

“Hey bro, let’s go for a “chill ride”.

by anonymous November 17, 2023

roof riding

is when you get on top of your car and drive around (preferably a station wagon with a rack to hold on to)

My sister took us roof riding around Reche Canyon riding on the roof, holding on to the rack.

by Spongeghetta May 18, 2016

Riding the Range

A sexual reference, originally relating to cowgirl, reverse cowgirl or standing cowgirl. In a universal sense, it could relate to any form of intercourse Also could define a long-extended period of sexual intercourse.

Jennifer wanted to ride the range with Kenny.

Despite his hinting, but Hope never wanted to ride the range with Calvin
After three hours riding the range, Jo was noticeably exhausted.

by FuzzBuzz July 1, 2020

Baltimore Bus Ride

When someone shits on your dick and then hops on it for a ride.

She asked to use the bathroom and I asked if she wanted a Baltimore Bus Ride instead

by Kbdml March 19, 2022