punch in the shorts

For a girl being bitchy or cranky to get off or cum from sex

"That girl needs a good punch in the shorts if ya know what I mean"

by The SKammer April 3, 2017

castle punch

When a submissive potato approaches the larger, more powerful potato, to engage in makeup sex.

I’m gonna go castle punch pope.

by Deduper November 28, 2017

peanut punch

peanut punch is also another word cuban_babyyy_ and joshani_yy came up with. To sum it up, it’s a man’s nut. 🥜

my throat is dry i need some peanut punch.

by suckyourmomhoe September 9, 2022

bridged punch

A punch that makes a solid connection.

That bridged punch could have killed him, but it just knocked him out.

by liveforgiving May 17, 2021

Queer Punch

Queer Punch (n):

Like a straight punch, but with a nasty twist at the end.

‎(alt): Also a fruit cocktail (ie. a punch) with an unexpected or unannounced addition, potentially of the mind altering variety.

A strike to a pressure point that leads to the opponent humiliating themselves could be considered a queer punch, as could a knock-out blow from an unexpectedly capable opponent.

by Psyfer June 23, 2011

Half Packed Pickle Punch

A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.

Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.

Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.

My ex actually requested that I half packed pickle punch her at my stabbin cabin in Muskoka.

by Doggy Style Dennis the Menace December 24, 2018

three hole punch

to shoot someone up to three times

three hole punch to his fuckin dome, ayy

by yungdaggerdick(thatsmyhandle) October 30, 2017