Oboe player

Argueably one of the most bizzarre species of band geek. These people's brains are compromised by immese amounts of pressure building up in their heads as they work to push a ton of air through that tiny little reed. Their approximate male to female ratio is 1:3. They do not get much drama in their section which can probably be attributed to their small numbers and tendancy not to care very much about anything but their reeds. Oh yeah, harm an oboe reed or threaten to, and they will freak out on you. Contrary to popular belief, the oboe is not used often for masturbation (not only do the players not tend to be very pervy, but it's just too small!) Oboe players can usually play at least one other instrument too. Thus, they are bisectional.

I am an oboe player. Oooh, pretty colors!

by i love my oboe! April 15, 2009

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playing monopoly

A code word for having sex.

Will and I were talking about playing Monopoly, and people around us gave us weird looks.

by thatnotoriouskat April 30, 2007

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twitch plays pokemon

the greatest internet social experiment in the last decade, no wait, the greatest internet social experiment of all time. one game of pokemon red, played by 80,000+ people at a time. anarchy rulez. heros in this quest include: bird jesus (pigeot) and the great helix fossil. down with the false prophet (flareon) and his master the dome fossil, along with all those that side with democracy.

joe: what are you watching bro?
drew: dude, twitch plays pokemon. i haven't stopped watching since charmeleon was released.
joe: dude, that was 4 days ago.

by nicrage February 27, 2014

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playing with yourself

the act of playing with your genital organs in order to get pleasure

If I see you playing with yourself I'll get all turned up.

by hazelkid September 19, 2006

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playa partna

playa partna is a term mostly used in texas for your homie, lover, friend.. someone you kick it with on a regular.. do all the relationship things with.. but still arent in a relationship.. ya'll chill.. go out to eat.. movies.. club.. even "get busy" but...ya'll dont trip on what one is doing when they arent together.. thats your playa partna..

Girl #1: So whats up with you and Leroy ya'll been kicking it alot lately..

Girl #2: girl, nothing.. thats just my playa partna..

by Jazzy fatgirL August 28, 2006

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