A wank off

When 2 dudes rival eachother in penis size so they battle wanking eachother off to see who cums first.

"brooo, Jeremy and Dave are doing a wank off again"

"I wonder who's gonna win this one"

by The_one_and_only🍑🥇 December 10, 2019

Jug-off

Titwank titjob

I asked my mate Tom to install a Hive thermostat, and as payment i said my girlfriend will give him a jug-off

by Dave the rave! December 13, 2019

Shrek Off

Jerking off to Shrek

Hold up im going to go and Shrek off

by Minkamus September 18, 2019

Off label

When someone who should be medicated for bi-polar or schizophrenia doesn't take their medication; or chooses to go the holistic way through vitamin or mineral pills. (Adj)

Suzzie is angry with me for breaking up with her she came and slashed my tires; bitch is off label.

by sidmon69 October 6, 2019

Alien off

Curse your friends out without them even knowing!

Alien off Will

by Damian1_3 May 28, 2018

off the hinges

wrapped not too tightly,

rattling the frame,
seperated from your center
otherwise shook up

he really came off the hinges when he punched that man.

by ghost0 May 2, 2018

Wood off

A phrase used to tell someone to go away in a joking and cheeky manner.

A: “Hey can u give me a tenner?”
B: “Wood off!”

by Joleeee January 10, 2020