Stepping on my scarf

Hipster slang used to indicate when someone is particularly high under the effect of drugs, in analogy with the fact that he is unable to complete simple tasks as for example walk properly and/or put his scarf on.

1. He was so drunk he was stepping on his scarf.
2. Man, that stuff was so good I was stepping on my scarf for hours.

by scarfsteppin November 7, 2013

bend my elbow

To drink alcoholic beverages

"I'm going to go bend my elbow while you bend your ears."

by Navynuke November 15, 2013

knit my socks

A more discreet way to say “kill myself” if you’re in front of people who will get offended easily.

Ava: Mr. Metzler’s class is so annoying. He assigns way to much homework.

Alaina: I agree. It makes me want to knit my socks.

by my mauw November 7, 2018

Oh my chuck!

Chuck is the vessel that God chooses to look like. The Supernatural version of "ohmygod!" or "holyshit!"

"Destiel is CANON!" -Misha Collins
"Seriously! OH MY CHUCK!" -the entire fandom
"Haha, psych!" -Jensen Ackles

by Misha=Dad February 14, 2019

ali my love

Ali is the love of my life , hes amazing i love him with all my heart. This name is precious i really appreciate him , if anyone lives with someone named Ali means that u own the world L78

Ali My love

by LA78 May 24, 2018

Birds in my nest

When a guy says this it means he came in his pants and his genital regions got sperm on it.His pubic hairs in this area have been covered in sperm and now have dried up creating a nest.

Guy says :There are birds in my nest
Person next to him: what are you talking about?
Guy says: You don't wanna know

by GuyGaiden23X December 14, 2017

look at my dick

a trick you play on your fellow acquaintances in the PE locker room

boy 1: bro bro bro
boy 2: yah?
boy 1: look at my dick

boy 2: -looks-
boy 1: dude you're so gay

by holy maccaroni April 18, 2017