Emo-Groupie

1. (n) A person who is attracted to the Emo lifestyle, but isn't necessarily Emo themselves.

2. (n) A person (usually female) who will do anything to get close to a member of a shitty Emo band (i.e. My Chemical Romance)after a concert.

1. Guy #1: "Oh man, Jaime is so hot... I don't know what it is about the black hair amd excessive eyeliner.."

Guy #2: "You must be an Emo-Groupie or something."

2. Girl #1: "OMGOMGOMG!! IT'S (Insert faggy Emo band member here) OMG!!!"

Girl #2: "Would you calm the fuck down!? You are a serious Emo-Groupie..."

by phroot October 15, 2008

Emo Palace

An emo palace is a household with an emo kid, usually more than one. Emo Palaces may contain many emo corners and razorblades for comfort and recreational purposes.

Look at Ashley retreat into her Emo Palace. I heard she sits in her emo corner with her razorblades and slits her wrists.

by Mister Miser March 22, 2008

happy emo

An oxymoron. This just doesn't happen guys.

Scene Kid: I'm a happy emo.
Me: Hmmm.

by seksiful March 25, 2005

emo hipster

A hipster that tries to have a dark, gloomy appearance as a fad, usually identifiable by an overweight shape, wearing flannel with an emo frizz and typical hipster way of talking. Will tell you about bands from local colleges you'd probably never heard of nor gived a shit because of its cliche sound and will think they are better than you if you are not part of their hipster group.

Junior 1:"Hey those jocks are beating the shit out of that emo kid"

Junior 2:"Don't worry, its that same hipster who said we listen to gay, garbage mainstream music"

Junior 1:"Oh yeah, that's worse, to hell with emo hipsters"

by Goofis October 18, 2013

emo jesus

An Emo boy that,while still be a whiney self concious Emo kid,acts like he's the best Emo boy that ever existed,and lectures other Emo kids on things like veganism and enviromentalism,in turn gaining ALOT of attention and respect in the Emo community.

My ex. boyfriend : "blah,blah,blah,vegans can't do this,blah blah blah,gay rights,blah,blah,the right way to make a vegan taco is blah,blah,blah..."

Me: "ZOMFG Damien your such an emo jesus,wanna makeout?"

by EMO Adrianna November 21, 2007

[emo kid]

an emo kid isn't someone who sits in the back of class crying all day about how horrible the world is.they also don't sit at home cutting their wrists either{some do but not everyone}we're not morbidly depressed or obsessed with hurting ourselves.we do actually have the capacity to be happy.emo means emotional.we're more in touch with our feelings than your average person.we don't hate the world but rather see it as beautiful but also see how humanity has destroyed it{deal with it}the general bulk of a true emo kid's life is typically music.we listen to whatever we feel like because we like it not because it's"the current cool song" you can't define a true emo kid,they define themselves.

That emo kid staring out of the window writing poetry on the bus is the only who'll ever understand.

by KissKiss_BangBang September 10, 2006

Emo Lover

A girl or boy who is in love with EMO.

Guy: hey janet lets go to the mall!
Girl: yeah! lets go to hot topic!
Guy:Um...Janet?
Girl:OOO! And maybe we will see some hot emo guys!
Guy: Janet,what's wrong with you?
Girl:OOO! Maybe they even are wearing eyeliner there!
Guy:EARTH TO JANET!
Girl: i wonder if we will see Alex Evans!!! :D
Guy: are you an emo lover or something?

by xxxKaylaxxx July 14, 2009