A “Peter Parker Moment” or “PPM” is when you try to do the right thing, but it just ends up blowing up in your face. Making you worse off than if you just chose to be a worse person in the moment.
Guy 1: “Man, Stacy dumped me because I was late to another date!”
Guy 2: “Why we’re you late?”
Guy 1: “There was this cat stuck in a tree, so I went to go save it and it took like 15 minutes.”
Guy2: “Aw, I’m sorry, man. What a Peter Parker Moment.”
Guy 2: “Why we’re you late?”
Guy 1: “There was this cat stuck in a tree, so I went to go save it and it took like 15 minutes.”
Guy2: “Aw, I’m sorry, man. What a Peter Parker Moment.”
by Ezra Bergenstein January 19, 2022
Get the Peter Parker Momentmug. When someone needs to get from one side of the T.V. to the other while others are playing. The person waits for that one second when the players stop, and quickly dashes across.
(Madden Example)
*1st down starts*
Person Dashing: Crap, i forgot my phone.
Player 1: *Throws the ball to wide receiver*
Player 2: *Tackles wide receiver*
Person Dashing: *PERFECT MOMENT DASH*
*2nd down starts*
*1st down starts*
Person Dashing: Crap, i forgot my phone.
Player 1: *Throws the ball to wide receiver*
Player 2: *Tackles wide receiver*
Person Dashing: *PERFECT MOMENT DASH*
*2nd down starts*
by Sykness October 5, 2009
Get the Perfect Moment Dashmug. Wenn eine Person bewusst eine falsche Handlung ausübt und mehrmals , mit Beweisen, hingewiesen wird dass das eine scheiß Aktion war, diese Handlung leugnet.
Ich habe dieses Krebskranke Mädchen nicht betrogen. Sie hat ihre Spendeneinnahmen nicht versteuert!!! Richtiger Aline Bachmann Moment.
by FetteFotze September 4, 2022
Get the Aline Bachmann Momentmug. I have no idea wtf this actually means but I hear it a lot on 2fort servers.
Demoman: *Dies from trolldier in 2fort*
Trolldier: *Hits the Schadenfreude*
Game chat:
The crusty brinkstruck (trolldier): Rare high moment
Demoman: MEDIC!
Demoman: *Dies from trolldier in 2fort*
Trolldier: *Hits the Schadenfreude*
Game chat:
The crusty brinkstruck (trolldier): Rare high moment
Demoman: MEDIC!
by Poseidon poop June 15, 2023
Get the Rare high momentmug. "Did you hear about what (famous streamer) said on stream last night?"
"Yea, he had an Epic Gabriel Moment"
"Yea, he had an Epic Gabriel Moment"
by Dell Latitude C600 February 21, 2022
Get the Epic Gabriel Momentmug. A song by Nicki Minaj which was created in 2010 and became a bop in the era (ik that was corny lmao)
The song is very nostalgic for lots of people including me :’)
The song is very nostalgic for lots of people including me :’)
by nazlovesnicki November 30, 2021
Get the moment 4 lifemug. A point in time when a situation is "can't win," as evidenced by all facts and reason...and you need to "know when to fold 'em."
I was going to show the pictures of my soon-to-be-ex-wife with that chain gang, but then I had a "Kenny Rogers Moment" when she brought out the pictures she had of me with the (male) principal of our daughter's school.
by ManiacMike August 12, 2009
Get the Kenny Rogers Momentmug.