Mexican Dirty Donut

Verb: The act of getting with a fat dirty mexican chick and eating out her butthole which has large amounts of hair and pieces of poop stuck in it.

"Dude what's wrong?"
"The girls i took back to my place made me give her a Mexican Dirty Donut....."
"Ohh man that sucks, hows your breath smell?"

by Aliwishes November 2, 2010

Mexican Ninja Star

The little white table top lookin things you get with your pizza. If bent out of shape, they resemble ninja stars.

Person 1: "Dude, we just had a mexican ninja star fight in the parking lot."

by WHENINDOUBT June 29, 2009

sweet mexican jesus

a phrase for when something rediclous or really surprising happens

dude 1: george got his head stuck in the toilet.
dude 2: sweet mexican jesus.

by niggasense May 1, 2005

mexican chili dog

When some one takes a shit on the girl chest and then titty fucks them.

Who wants a Mexican chili dog bitches!!!

by Bish and Cory March 25, 2007

mexican tequila sunrise

When you wake up naked with your best friends girlfriend or wife. One wakes up dehydrated, hung over, and the feeling of regret from having drunken sex with his best friends girl.

Zakaria woke up to nice mexican tequila sunrise. He had to get laid.

by PhillipD33zNutZ June 6, 2018

Mexican Speed Bag

When your girl works your ball sack with both fists like a speed bag at the gym all whilst you sing the popular Mexican song Cielito lindo otherwise known as the Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay song at the top of your lungs.

Sonja was beating Carl’s balls good as he loves a Mexican speed bag.

Through the thin walls of his apartment, the sounds of Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Canta y no llores could be heard.

by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018

Mexican jumping crack

crack that jumps out of your pipe or bowl.

`I tried to smoke it, but the mexican jumping crack jumped out of my stem.

by Robyn Whatley February 13, 2008