Puppy Kisses

The act of tickling a partner’s butthole with one’s nose a la Eskimo kisses.

“Bro, I stopped eating her ass to give her butthole Eskimo kisses.”
“Chicks love puppy kisses.”

by DirtyNix May 14, 2018

French Canadian Kiss

An inside out French kiss, where the man and wo(man) stick out their respective tongues and kiss.

Mike and Laura French Canadian kissed.

by mike m. and laura r. October 23, 2008

ass kissing contest

An election where the politician who kisses the most asses wins.

I didn't watch any of the ass kissing contest did you?

by Deep Blue 2012 September 8, 2009

Australian Kiss

Kissing or sucking ass, or playing with tongue and lips in and around someone's asshole.
Sucking up to somebody.
Much practiced by John Howard, prime minister of Australia when he is with Dubya.

Look at that brown-noser, he's giving his boss an Australian Kiss (Aussie Kiss) again.
Little Johnnie is giving Dubya (or Dickhead Cheney) an Australian Kiss again

by shonny March 6, 2007

Kiss My Swag

A modern alternative to kiss my ass. A sarcastic comment said by those that are on the hustle and receive madd luv or madd hate for it.

Ignant Hater: I like your Lambo and all but it would look better if it was white....

Mandy: Negro please. Kiss my swag!
Ignant Hater bending over: just saying though...

Clueless Groupie: oh my gosh Jigga, I totally love that DOA joint.
Jay-Z: Go on and kiss my swag then!
Clueless Groupie: Oh my gosh! Totally!

by Kp-Spears June 6, 2009

whisker kiss

A whisker kiss is when a man with whiskers rubs his cheeks against yours leaving a burning sensation.

Ow my boyfriend just gave me a whisker kiss and it burns!

by Aguynamedsomeone November 4, 2014

~Zen*Knack*Kiss~

~Zen*Knack*Kiss~, or Zen as she is affectionately known, is the most famous poster on Babycenter message boards. She is known to frequent the Bargain Hunting Tips For Parents board. Some love ~Zen*Knack*Kiss~, others hate her. Like Cindybin of Yahoo trolling fame, ~Zen*Knack*Kiss~ is not a troll in the traditional sense of the word - but her snippy comments and overinflated ego make her a well-known, infamous poster nonetheless.

Variations on Zen's screen name are zenknackkiss, her Yahoo ID; and zen_knack_kiss, not actually Zen herself... but she thinks Zen is so awesome, she set up a ~Zen*Knack*Kiss~ Worship Page on Myspace. You can find this Worship Page at http://www.myspace.com/zen_knack_kiss

~Zen*Knack*Kiss~ is God's gift to humanity.

by Morbidda July 30, 2008