Justin Hood

the handsomest, sweetest, and most perfect thing in the entire world
"damn is that Justin Hood? hes adorable!!"
by sierathejew April 22, 2020
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Jiggly Justin

"Jiggly Justin" is an elderly male species, whom is incredibly, incredibly overweight... If you are known as "Jiggly Justin" you are automatically subjected to absurd amounts of mental and physical abuse, from your beloved children and lover, which is incredibly dehumanising. You will never be allowed to eat at McDonald's again, and for the rest of your life, you will have to wear a t-shirt that discriminates your size. Beware... Even if you are what is unanimously known as being a "healthy weight" you will still be bullied as "Jiggly Justin". Moreover, it is also the title of an incredibly humorous group chat on Instagram!
"Did you see Jiggly Justin over there..." (which translates to "Did you see that fat man over there...")
"My Dad is no longer allowed to eat, because he is Jiggly Justin" (which would be yourself suggesting that your Dad does not deserve to eat due to his obesity). Disclaimer: do not fat shame others, apart from if your name is Sabre, or Sockie, or Biggy, or Naz, or Slendermum...
by Flushed Away Froose April 15, 2020
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Justin Roelfs

big boi don't know how to do nothin and cant keep a girl for two week Justin is big gay
Justin Roelfs is worse than Justin beiber but better that justin timberlake
by Damion Might Have SubmitedThis October 04, 2019
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The Justin Hamill Effect

The effect where everything you own seems to break or become ruined.
A: Dang dude my air fryer is broken and it’s very dirty
B: That’s the Justin Hamill effect for you
by Dickinson13 July 03, 2023
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Justin K.

The secret side dude that every chick has in her contacts. Her real plan b.
Justin K. = just in case
as in "just in case my boyfriend fucks up"
by son1 March 21, 2021
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Justin Trudeau

A drama teacher who decided to take his dad's job and realized he couldn't do it, so he became a puppet for the Chinese Government.

A.K.A Wimp, coward, useless rich guy and worst politician in the world.
Pierre Trudeau at least was a prime minister, unlike his son, Justin Trudeau.
by CarpeDiem123456 May 07, 2024
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