jake

a bitch that sucks ass at wordle but has a better jawline than me

bro he just pulled a “jake” he lost the wordle

by ballsinthejaws12 August 24, 2023

JAKE

Anugarh's husband

Oh is That Jake

by Hwihwi November 22, 2021

Jake

Jake = smattest

“Oh yeah Jake is the smattest”

by Musicloverbish January 25, 2024

jake pail

hot guy
would be the best president

Vote for Jake Pail in the next upcoming 2016 election!

by zaddbruh January 15, 2022

Jaked

The act of getting inebriated because you received entirely too many shots from a man named Jake.

It could also be from just some asshole buying you too many shots…..call him ‘Jake’

Holy hell, Jen is really fucking Jaked right now.

by DV81 November 23, 2022

Jake

Jake is a wonderful person that is always willing to brighten your day. When you find a Jake, typically they will be arrogant and in-denial at first but turns out to be a charming and a ladies man. Jake is the so-called type to be extremely smart acing his subjects with ease. Jake holds bonds with his bonds very well and is the type that would retain their friendships for a long duration of time. Jake is the person to be with.

"What's everyone talking about? It's that Jake!"

by agjjgakowaohgwhoitgw April 22, 2021

Jake Paul

The hardened crust formed in the bellybutton from improper masterbation cleaning.

Logan Paul: Darn, I got some white crust in my bellybutton from last night.
Human: Looks like your little brother (Jake Paul) crawled in your bellybutton

by Boat69 June 30, 2021