After staying out 'til 6 in the morning, I arrived home, only to be walking into a hungry dog farm wearing meat pants! I had to sustain the third degree for three hours as to where I'd been by my ever-so-trustful ball and chain.
by weave November 3, 2003
Get the LIKE WALKING INTO A HUNGRY DOG FARM WEARING MEAT PANTSmug. Bosun: You are required in the captains cabin at 1900 hours with your trousers neatly ironed, folded over your right arm and a half pound of butter.
Ordinary Seaman: Feckorf!
Ordinary Seaman: Feckorf!
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
Get the Pants and Buttermug. I was so afraid that my boss would fire me right away, that I could almost feel the shit licking my pants
by Hybaj May 7, 2011
Get the I could almost feel the shit licking my pantsmug. "Dude, I just got my 'ninja's are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt' I'm so happy, and need to change my pants!"
by meximelt March 5, 2004
Get the ninjas are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirtmug. April 22 is national pull your pants all the way down while using the urinal day. Its pretty self explanatory but just in case what you do is anytime you need to take a piss on April 22 you have to drop your pants down all the way. a good rule to follow for this day is if your ass isn't out you need to get the fuck out(of the bathroom). it doesn't matter if your cheeks are pastier than ranch everybody is gonna be doing it.
Damn it sucks for Aidan his birthday is on April 22
Damn bro, you mean national pull your pants all the way down while using the urinal day
Damn bro, you mean national pull your pants all the way down while using the urinal day
by fuckyourbirthdayaidan April 18, 2020
Get the national pull your pants all the way down while using the urinal daymug. A proclamation of annoyance and little or no tolerance for the disregard of property, mainly that of roofs.
<Yokel> Hey, Joe-Greg-Billy-John! I can see down yer chimney from up here! Hee-yuck!
<Grampa> I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants, Johnny-Smithy-Jeevesy-Beau!
<Grampa> I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants, Johnny-Smithy-Jeevesy-Beau!
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 8, 2003
Get the I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pantsmug. This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.
by diggorypip586 May 13, 2022
Get the This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.mug.