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Fortnite Competitive 

The good part of fortnite. the part which is dominated by a young audience but they have immense skill both in game and in real life such as Bl hen's ability to sing , tayson's ability to focus , mongraal's ability to be funny , benjy's weight loss journey and mandrin who has a literal iq of 180 .
Person 1: bro I'm a goat at fortnite
Person 2: So ur like ninja? eww get a life kid

Person 1: bro no. I actually play fortnite competitive . It takes alot of skill and dedication. I have earnings from tournaments and I make more than u with your dying minecraft channel.
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Fortnite Battle Pass Song 

Fortnite battle pass, I just Snickerdoodled out my Snickerdoodled
Booted up my PC, cuz I need need to get that Fortnite battle pass,
I like Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, I like Fortnite.
Its night time I mean its 5 o’clock that's basically night time,
Y’all remember cartoon network adventure time.
My Favorite Song Is

Fortnite battle pass, I just Snickerdoodled out my Snickerdoodled
Booted up my PC, cuz I need need to get that Fortnite battle pass,
I like Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, I like Fortnite.
Its night time I mean its 5 o’clock that's basically night time,
Y’all remember cartoon network adventure time. The Songs Name Is The Fortnite Battle Pass Song

Fortnite Cart 

If you are lucky, you might be able to cop one of these fuckers from your local plug. Anything more than $10 is a rip off, and this shit will either get you blazed, make you have a seizure, see god, or just straight up die.
Jimmy: Yo chad I just copped this fortnite cart from my plug!!

Chad: Ay thats fuckin filled with olive oil but full send, give me a rip!
Fortnite Cart by beandip69420 September 22, 2022

Fortnite porn

If you watch this you are fucked up
Hey kid want to watch some fortnite porn.
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Fortnite porn by XXNXOT October 20, 2022

Fortnite nerdy ass. 

A Fortnite nerdy ass is a nerdy who plays Fortnite all goddamn day and he sucks ass. He has memorised all Fortnite characters and has practiced all Fortnite dances in real life but as not touch grass yet.

Fortnite Travis Scott live event 

refined crack cocaine to make me buy the goddamn astrojack skin instead of the travis scott skin, i hate myself and i will end my own life, as i do not own the fortnite travis scott skin. my friends have abondoned me, my girlfriend left me, my parents have disowned me and i have learnt that there is no god here other than the guy that made that one song that i only know about because of the fucking live event
2020
Alex: yooo this astrojack skin is fire, lets cop. travis scott is so mid how did they fuck that up that badly?
2023
Alex: i spent 30 fucking dollars on this shitass skin goddamnit i hate you epic games why did you make the astrojack the main part of the fortnite travis scott live event?

fortnite rap battle 

holy guacamole this is a really good song

any sane gen z kid has heard this at some point whether they like it or not
fortnite rap battle:
what up yall, it’s ceze in the builds and when i’m in the game i like to start with my kills