Dad

Something you will never have

Person 1: yo whats your dads name
Person 2: whats a dad

by Emo goose 🖤⛓😭 April 30, 2022

Dad

A man who goes and gets the milk after you find your mom wrestling with men in bed, naked, and tell him about it. He eventually comes back when you win the lottery.

Me: "Dad, Mom's wrestling again with Jimmy, the neighbor."
Dad: "Ok, Imma go get some milk. You want chocolate or strawberry?" *leaves*

*35 years later*
Me: "Yes, I won the lottery! I'm a millionaire!"
Dad: " You want some milk with that?"

by Milkgetter June 02, 2022

Dad

Someone who will never come back especially if they are black.

"Dad went to get the milk"

by Dragonslay34R January 23, 2021

dad

something you dont have

my dad went to go get the milk

by Mitsuri Kanroji the REAL one November 27, 2022

dad

ah yes, something that i never had ❤️

hey where's dad? oh honey he left to go get some milk!

by potstickerbabyeater August 09, 2020

dad

your dad is most likely to being watching tv or is an absolute unit.

Friend: Omg your dad is an absolute unit
You: I already know

by wordafiyer June 02, 2022

Dad

The definition of dad is right under this text
( GONE )

"Dad: See ya later bitch"

by The Guy Who Asked May 14, 2022