don't even

when your cool with something a little serious that someone says AND THEN THEY TAKE IT TOO FAR!!

Bartholomew: sorry that your mom died. Emily:its ok.. Bartholomew:JUST LIKE YOUR DAD HAHAHAHAHA Emily: don't even ,you retarted sped ugly unknowingly oblivious obstacalic undefiant gobbling dick wad stupid fuckboy insubordinate yeti.

so yeah dont even means dont take what we are talking about to far.

by Uwubadcoochie April 07, 2024

Don't Damage yourself December

Don't Damage yourself December (abbreviated DDYD) is a monthly event just as No Nut November or Dick Destroy December. Its ment for people who have suicidal behavoir or perform self harm by cutting theirselves. This is ment to challange those people to stop for atleast one month and possibly longer because it is ment as a kick off month.

Do you participate in DDYD?
Do you participate in Don't Damage yourself December?

by fdanell December 01, 2018

I don't even have your water bottle

Ooh I hate white people

I don't even have your water bottle

Ooh I hate white people

by Leeishere1 February 03, 2022

Don't bite your dick off

Meaning cool your jets, calm down. Used for someone that's especially angry.

Calm down, don't bite your dick off bro.

by FelineRando June 24, 2024

they don't knowwww

Bout these bands
Counting this cash
Bout these bands
Counting this cash

Mr Squidward

And Mr Krabs
they don't knowwww

by That guy 7.0 May 08, 2023

Don't be a Presley

very adhd cant focus but nice. expert at everything. Over 500 years of cumulative experience in all skills. Probably goth.

Don't be a Presley bro I'm working!

by Fatality420 December 31, 2022

I don't play games, I win them

When two people are arguing and one tells the other to "stop playing games"! Yet the other person is always right, so they don't play games... they win them!

Dude: "You really gotta chill out and stop playing games!"
Dudette: "I don't play games, I win them!"

by GlazeHer June 04, 2025