Mistress Day 

The day before Valentine's day typically reserved for a man taking out his mistress or girlfriend. On Valentine's Day a man is "required" to take out his wife or steady girlfriend. However, the restaurants, bars and clubs are packed on February 13th for the better looking women in a man's life.

Mistress Day gifts are typically always jewelry and lingerie, while Valentine's day gifts are chocolate and teddy bears.

The most popular day for "short stay" hotel bookings.

A man said to his wife on February13th, "I'll be working late tonight, I'll make up for it tomorrow on Valentine's Day". Secretly he was preparing his cover for Mistress Day celebrations!

Mistress Day by Rob bie April 1, 2012

Daddy Day Camp 

Rip-off of Daddy Day Care

Lloyd: Whatcha Watching?
Pete: Daddy Day Camp
Lloyd: You Mean Daddy Day Care?
Pete: No Daddy Day Camp It Stars Cuba Gooding Jr.
Lloyd: Oh That The Rip-off Of Daddy Day Care.

Daddy Day Camp by Seagulls of Satan September 26, 2008

second day syndrome 

The degrading probability that you'll return a workout regimen after taking a day off.

The day after break from working out, the memory of going to the gym and not going to the gym are both fresh in your mind. Not going to the gym is a slightly fresher memory so I’ll say that getting a workout in has about a 40/60 chance of happening: second day syndrome. On the next day the probability drops to 30/70. Add that to the guilt of not having gone now for 3 days and you have a recipe for disaster.

second day syndrome by mrxinu February 11, 2009

Tiger day

When you decide to cheat on your wife on multiple occasions causing you to get into big trouble and eventually you get caught and as your drving out of your driveway trying to excape the misery your pissed off wife comes at you with a nine iron and you some how hit a fire hydrant then a tree that is right outside your own house.

Tim:Ouch...

Steven: Dude, what happend to you last night?

Tim: I decided to have a Tiger day and now im totally fucked!

Steven: Damn dude.... You better get a Kobe Special

Tiger day by Urban Dictionary Pseudonym December 6, 2009

handjob day 

a day where girls give the guys a handjob.it is on the 28th of november

“hannah just gave me a hand job”
“fucking lucky, brittany is waiting for handjob day”

handjob day by pickel November 27, 2017

The Day Of Dawn

When the meniscus of the sun lines up with the horizontal central axis of the moon, thus forming an alternate dimension in which the dilemma of the earth's southern hemisphere arranges perpendicularly to the rays of jupiter in which then exults an inner force of nuclear energy.

Niggas be niggering since the day of dawn.

The Day Of Dawn by Mohammad333 June 2, 2018

Kiss day 😘 

Every April 12th you have to kiss someone doesn’t matter how, just give em a kiss 😘

Allie~ I kissed 12 boys today 😏
Lily~ Damn I kissed 4 😑

Kiss day 😘-Kiss someone on April 12 th

Kiss day 😘 by GoStoopidAhAhaa April 12, 2019