Happy Cream

A family friendly way of describing jiz, man fat or gentlemans relish.

A covert way of drawing attention to a semen stain or residue on someone's clothing or body.

Elizabeth: "so Megan, it was wonderful to meet you and spend Xmas with you and Harry, even if you have spent most of your time in the bedroom".
Megan: "thank you, it has been really nice to meet you and Phillip also.
Elizabeth: "just one thing before you go...I suggest you visit the bathroom and wipe Harry's Happy Cream from your cheek, dear. The paparazzi will have you for fucking breakfast if you go out in that state".
Megan: "Yes ma'am"
Sandringham Palace December 2017

by Burning blue soul December 28, 2017

cream belt

When you pull out right before cumming and ejaculate on her waistline in a horizontal line.

Ryan:“I was fuckin ole girl the other day and the condom popped.

Brad: “damn bro what did you do?”
Ryan:”I kept hitting that shit then I pulled out and gave her a cream belt”

by Xiaoweirdnigga April 23, 2018

Ice cream

The proof that heaven exists

Child: Mom, I am tired of taking out the trash
Mom: *shows ice cream*
Child: gimme that trash!

by I gave up formal definitions January 12, 2018

creamed jeans

The act of ejaculating to early when seeing a hot female.

Chick: Hi
Dude: I've got to go!

Other Dude: I think that guy just creamed jeans!

by Mclovin42069 March 19, 2017

Cadbury cream puff

When a man masterbates until ejaculation occurs, when he cums he directs the stream into a cup, he then takes the container to two girls, they pour the liquid into their vaginas and rub them together forming a cream puff. The action is most often done with black women making it a Cadbury cream puff.

Joe: Hey man come over to my house, I got two hot girls and I'm gonna Cadbury cream puff their ass
John: ok I'll be over in like 10 minutes

by Chucknusket April 17, 2017

oreo cream

A Word used when talking to a White gangsta. It's not used to make fun of White people tho. If a gangsta calls you "oreo Cream" your'e gangsta now!

"yo' wassup oreo Cream"
"yo' oreo c"
"see that guy over there? he's oreo Cream!"

by edgy pepe May 3, 2017

Cretin Cream Pie

The act of a straight adult male from St. Paul, Minnesota, that will gladly allow any professional athlete that has graduated from Cretin-Derham Hall to ejaculate inside his anus.

John was so happy that Joe made it to the big leagues that he asked Joe to give him a Cretin Cream Pie.

by Raider Life May 13, 2017